Liberal?

It has been brought to my attention that I don't "sound very liberal." Well, that's because I haven't been talking about environmentalism, public education, abortion, globalization, corporate control of government, or how much I hate libertarianism (Oh, how I hate libertarianism). I want the government in your wallet and out of your bedroom. If that's not "liberal," I don't know what is! I've only been talking about The War, and how important it is for us to win it. I do not favor corporate or cultural imperialism, see, I favor real imperialism. Globalization is stupid, it's just an excuse for big corporations to move out of the US where they have fair labor laws, and into little countries with no taxes and a government smaller and weaker than the corporation in question. No, we should actually go make the rest of the world like the United States, then it makes sense for corporations to move there. Not before. Of course, now this is getting kind of rambling and incoherent, but I think I've proved my point. Don't worry, I'm a dirty, stinking liberal. I'm just not a pacifist.